- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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