Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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