- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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