My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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