- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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