- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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