What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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