Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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