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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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