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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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