- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Yo Momma So Fat!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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