A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Albino African Americans

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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antijoke is the best website.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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