What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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