A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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