- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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