- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

9/11 my birthday

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

* anti-punchline

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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