Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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