Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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