What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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