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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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