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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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