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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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