Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

womans having rights.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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