Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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