- Anti Joke

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy