charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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