when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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womans having rights.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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