- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Black people stink of shite!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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