Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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