- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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