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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Happy Monday!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

a irish man walks past a bar

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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