- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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