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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

whats white jizz

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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