What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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