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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

guess what? bannanas

alert("Hello");

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

i hate non minorities!

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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