Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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it was all Tagart

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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