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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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