A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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