Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

America

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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