womans having rights.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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