Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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