- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What fires shots? A gun

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