- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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