How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Go away still nothing to see

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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