- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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