- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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