An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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