Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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DERP

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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