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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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