- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I love pissing people off :P

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