Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Anti Joke

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