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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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