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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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