Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -4

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yellow People !!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pickle

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

thumb_up thumb_down -6

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops