Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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