- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Lets Go Lakers!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Obama = ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Lets Go Lakers!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*