How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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guess what? bannanas

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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