Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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vitamin c

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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