- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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