Go away still nothing to see

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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