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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

eoin burgin is fat

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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