What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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