Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Albino African Americans

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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