- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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