Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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