- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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