Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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