A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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