What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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