Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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