- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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