- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A Serbian Film

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock knock open

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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