What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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