How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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