Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

George W. Bush

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

someone called someone else a frog

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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