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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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