Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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