Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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