What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

There once was this guy and he fell down

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

womens rights

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

womens rights.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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