- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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