- Anti Joke

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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