Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what this: b a dead one of these: p

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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