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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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