- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A lot eh?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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