- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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