How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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