I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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