I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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