- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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