what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Anti Joke

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