Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A Duck walks into a bar.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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