PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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