- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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