Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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