- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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