I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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