- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

women's rights.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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