- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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