When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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