What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Hello.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Peas

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

You idiot.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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