How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Hello.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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