A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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