Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

womens rights.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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