What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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