- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

There once was this guy and he fell down

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

womens rights.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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