- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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