Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I love alchohol!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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