What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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