- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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