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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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