- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A man was shot. He died.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Homo say what?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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