What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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