- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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