Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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