A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Women's rights

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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