- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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