What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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salad days!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Anti Joke

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