What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Actually it was me Josh brown

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