- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

every knight i see an owl at window

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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