Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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WNBA

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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