What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Face...the other white meat!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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