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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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