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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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