- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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