My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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