- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Equal rights!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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