- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

SHUT UP JP

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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