What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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