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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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